Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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