i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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