yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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