it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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