I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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