I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I need to calm my uterus...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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