ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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