You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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