I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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