ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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