once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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