i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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