Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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