going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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