Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Sext me about skeletons
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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