I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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