I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
this hospital has no fireball
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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