I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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