just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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