gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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