She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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