how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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