He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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