I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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