Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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