Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize