I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i came on her dog
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize
