Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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