I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize