Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
...so i touched it.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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