I will die if light touches me.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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