gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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