just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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