Did you just see the Batmobile???
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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