Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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