That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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