so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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