I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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