My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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