Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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