I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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