I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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