can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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