spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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