question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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