You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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