At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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