The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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