So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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