i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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