I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
