Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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