Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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