Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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