belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Houston, we have a squirter
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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