Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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