Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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