I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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